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#26 2015-09-29 15:54:31

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

hammyt wrote:

Have you ever asked yourself, "Does a car need pin striped racing stripes, fender stripes, regular pin stripes, local car club sticker with pin stripes, ST racing decal featuring stripes, rally car driver stickers, and stickers for every single thing done to the car?"

Ugh. The white wheels don't match the white paint. And that lip! Makes my cringe cringe.

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#27 2015-09-29 16:34:40

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

hammyt wrote:

Have you ever asked yourself, "Does a car need pin striped racing stripes, fender stripes, regular pin stripes, local car club sticker with pin stripes, ST racing decal featuring stripes, rally car driver stickers, and stickers for every single thing done to the car?"

Yes. Every single day. But I always stop myself.  lol lol

Why am I not subscribed to this yet??  diamond diamond diamond diamond diamond

Also, those white wheels kinda look like mine, also I hate white on white, also there are two BMWs in my neighborhood that are white on white :cringe:


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#28 2015-09-29 18:32:55

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

hammyt wrote:

Have you ever asked yourself....

Are the Centerlocks?  star

Btw Tom, have you ran into an Ingot Silver ST on the forums that's lowered on some 18" gunmetal OZ Superturismo style wheels and a WRC'esque spoiler? Super clean that I've ran into a few times here.


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#29 2015-09-29 20:28:59

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

Jesus tap dancing Christ. What is with the overuse of vinyls?  lol

These cars look sooo good right out of the box! I don't understand why anyone would decide to mod the appearance beyond light touches like tint, wheels, and limited misc.


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#30 2015-09-30 00:52:25

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

eurospek wrote:

Btw Tom, have you ran into an Ingot Silver ST on the forums that's lowered on some 18" gunmetal OZ Superturismo style wheels and a WRC'esque spoiler? Super clean that I've ran into a few times here.

I have not but I like the sound of that  up


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#31 2015-12-15 18:48:30

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

http://i.imgur.com/4fwL16Jl.jpg

Not sure if the stickers, the eyelids or the Ace of Spades make this list worthy. Maybe all 3?


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#32 2015-12-15 18:55:06

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

That Fost bears a striking resemblance to  unamused. I too, am unamused at his eyelids choice. haha.


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#33 2016-04-27 14:45:32

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)


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#34 2017-03-24 18:55:24

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

Been a bit since I posted on this thread, but when I saw this beauty I knew where it belonged.

https://i.imgur.com/ax91580.jpg


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#35 2017-03-24 19:12:19

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

painful


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#36 2017-03-24 20:12:29

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

Slash cut tips, awesome.


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#37 2017-03-24 23:00:23

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

That's one half-assed attempt at the bosozoku style.  down

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#38 2017-03-28 13:17:58

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

Well I guess I give this guy credit for sticking to a theme....

https://i.imgur.com/i2iqqh0.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/dYMxJyZ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/9HlImsS.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/u0MjVLh.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/4YlBeuP.jpg


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#39 2017-03-28 13:33:38

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

oh my. That is some serious level of commitment. I think the red section of the wheels is my last favorite part honestly.


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#40 2017-03-28 13:53:55

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

Hammy, when are you gonna get these fucking Liberty Walks?  roxor

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/82/b6/11/82b611cb6360cf47ecb7774ba9f80b7a.jpg

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#41 2017-03-28 14:08:36

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

Erhmagerd hahahaha

That rear fender WTF?

https://img.memesuper.com/f9c3979b843dc9e486819e7bcaf1bca1_steve-buscemi-looks-good-to-steve-buscemi-looks-good-to-me-memes_585-327.jpeg


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#42 2017-03-28 14:10:05

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

LOL yea looks like both the front and rear fenders on the backside of them go all the way down around the tire. Not a good look.


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#43 2017-04-12 15:18:06

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

Now that I am cruising FoST material I can add to this too.

https://i.reddituploads.com/0e0d6425b7c947d9ab8b9cfab56a64b6?fit=max&amp;h=1536&amp;w=1536&amp;s=0f6333d4d20d7843fdaed380b867ab1f


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#44 2017-04-12 15:25:27

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

Oh my.  lol


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#45 2017-04-12 15:26:18

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

Kill him!
banghead


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#46 2017-04-12 15:34:57

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/695428383925080064/8KeNXtEd_400x400.jpg


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#47 2017-04-15 17:29:25

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

God. Fucking. Awful.

How can a person ​buy a car that looks so good from the factory, meaning they LIKE the original and decidedly correct use of lines and shape, but then disrupt the entire flow with that shit?

You either like nice looking things or you don't. You can't have both.


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#48 2017-04-17 07:50:23

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

Just think of how hard that back end sticks to the ground though  spider


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'17 FoST
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#49 2017-04-21 03:55:39

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Re: How not to FoST (hammyt's collection of poorly modded FoSTs)

Nightcrawler wrote:

Just think of how hard that back end sticks to the ground though  spider

They never think about that.


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